A brief post to tide you over til I am able to write a better one.

Well firstly I don't know why there is such huges spaces in the previous post sometimes blogspot has it's own ideas about how my posts should look. I don't have camera with me and don't really have the energy to write a full post so instead I'm going to tell you of an encounter I had last Sunday.

So I was out, I may have been drunk. That is up for debate, lets just say it was outside the place that serves teapots and jugs of beer so make your own judgement on that.
I was talking away to the two lads and I happened to notice that there was a rather short man next to us. About up to my chin he was. I metioned this them. The way I phrased it may have been something like "Hey look there's a midget over there". The aforementioned man was in earshot and unfortunately not deaf as I seem to have assumed at the time. The conversation went as follows.

"HEY! Hey you just called me a midget!"

"No I didn't" I responded with my typical nonchalance.

And after a brief panto-like exchange of "Yes you did" "No I didn't". He said.

"I'll you what I'm not just a midget, I'm a one handed midget" He then held up his left hand which was a stump with two misshapen fingers. He held it there for a moment for effect then added. "And this one handed midget will kick the shit out of you then take his stump and shove it up your ass"

I'll admit I was taken aback, this was an entirely new threat to me. So I did what any sane person would in such a situation. I apologised. And in short order (no pun intended) we were talking away quite amiably without any threats of appendages being shoved into other peoples orifices. Unfortunately I can't remember his name though, I believe it was something with 3 letters perhaps. So if you ever happen to be reading this, a shout out to you my one handed friend.