Thursday, December 31, 2009
A post written out of boredom.
They are taking over the world you see. Slowly but surely. No, you say? They've learned from the past and now are no longer bent on world domination, that we should look to the Americans or the ever 'evil' Russians for plans of world domination. Well you're right about one thing they have learned from their mistakes. At some unspecified time after world war 2 the 'secret leaders' of Germany sat down to discuss their next move. How they would take back what was rightfully theirs and make the rest of the world pay for the embarrassment that followed the second world war. Seated at the table were all the usual evil villain type suspects, they spoke in that stereotypical evil villain accent.
"Ve must take back vaht vas lost" they said. "But how to do it?"
"Build a massive army, the like of which the world has never seen" said one.
This idea was dismissed.
"Utilize the hatred and despair currently widespread in the country and turn it on an easy to single out minority group, then use said hatred to our own means"
This man was kindly asked to leave.
"Ve could just not take over the vorld you know? Just because ve are Germans does not mean ve must be evil. Vhy can't we all just get along?"
There was an uneasy silence followed by an abrupt cough. This man bowed his head and slunk back in shame.
"Gentlemen, I shall present to you the weapon of the future." said another, he was tall wore a uniform complete with hat and had an eye patch of course "Behold, the BP mk1" A man then walked to the center of the assorted villains. They could tell he was not one of them instantly. His hair was not neat and tightly cut as was customary, it was just a little bit and ever so slightly messy. He wore a sleeveless top with "Save water, drink beer" written on the front. He wore sandals and a pair of Hawaiian shorts with those really big pockets.
"Vith this veapon ve shall rule the world. Gentlemen, this is a backpacker"
There was murmurs of confusion. How could such a creature help them take over the world? What use could it possibly be? It didn't even look like a stereotypical German. Mr. eyepatch explained ; First every second new born child would be fitted with a computer chip when born. The first job of this computer would be to instill within the child a wish to travel and broaden their horizons. So half the population of Germany would go and make their way elsewhere in the world. The second function gave them a sense of humor and made them appear to be easy going and nice individuals*. To lull the world into a false sense of confidence. These backpackers then bide their time. Some even settling down, building families. All their offspring of course will be chipped too. The the third and final function of the chip. Well lets just say we don't really ever want to see this function implemented. For the backpackers reach far and number many and the world would be able to withstand their rise.**
*You ever meet those really dull Germans? You know the ones that you'd cross a busy motor way to avoid. Well they're the rare few that travel and were not actually chipped when born.
**You see what happens when I get too bored!? I do hope I haven't insulted any of my German friends with this post. You might think I'm a bit mad but go traveling for a while and you'll see how many of them there are...
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
I've found something
Anyhow, he was showing me around the house and telling me every that needs to be done. Wall paper stripping, painting etc. Then he said something along the lines of "well you won't really be here much". It was then the alarm bells started ringing. Our little tour brought us outside. "Now this is more you forte". The garden. You see I had entirely forgotten that I had put my time with CVNZ on my CV. "Conservation Volunteers New Zealand : Wide variety of work on different projects. Including planting, weeding and pest control". I have put him under the impression that I am some kind of expert gardener. I am not. At this point I started saying to myself "Shit. Shit. Shit." Even s I said out loud, 'oh it doesn't look too bad' and 'oh I've seen much worse than this with the conservation work'. And informed him rather knowingly which plants were weeds and which weren't. Despite the fact that I don't actually know. Aside from the obvious like thistles.
So tomorrow I start work on the garden. As gardens go I don't think it's too bad, it's quite big and a bit overgrown but I figure it's not too much work. I hope. Ah what's the worst that can happen, I'm not being paid so... Will you keep you posted on how this develops.
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
So what next?
So after Stewart Island I accompanied Britta here to Queenstown, where yesterday she caught a flight to Sydney. Britta was one of the coolest people I've met here. At first she appears to be very quiet and shy, however once you get to know her you find out the opposite is in fact true. She's prone to punching people and telling customers to fuck off. There's also that sarcastic sense of humor of hers which she keeps pretty hidden most of the time. So anyway yeah I've had some of my best days here in New Zealand in the company of this lady. I wish her the best of luck in the Australia and I hope everything works out for her. With any luck I'll see her again sometime soon.
Lost at the bottom of the world (or what I did for my Christmas holidays)
So it was some time ago I realised that it was looking increasingly likely that I would be by myself for Christmas. All the Germans were leaving and for a while I didn't quite know what to do. So I decided to get a midget... Wait no that wasn't it... In general I'm not a huge fan of Christmas but I figured it would probably be better if I wasn't alone. Ah yes that was it, there was Britta. Who to my knowledge at the time was wandering somewhere in the south island woofing. Woofing is.. I don't know what the acronym stands for but it's basically where you work for bed and board. Anyway I tried to get in contact with her a couple of times ands failed. Called and text etc. Then I found through the amazing medium of facebook I found out that she was down in Stewart Island working in a restaurant. The most remote place in New Zealand. An hour boat trip off the south coast. So I swiftly made plans to head down that way. Which was a bit of a trek, at this point I was in Christchurch. Quite a bit away from Stewart island. Took me close to ten hours of a trip to get to the port where the ferry goes from. I must admit on the bus on the way down I was a bit worried about the whole affair. I hadn't seen Britta in a long time and I was a small bit afraid it was going to all be a bit awkward. When I got off the boat to the island I was greeted by Britta and her fellow restaurant workers and cookies. If this wasn't enough to allay my fears later I went to the pub with them where did not have to pay for a single drink. The owner of the restaurant, which is called Church Hill by the way and he is called Gary, is one of the most generous people I've ever met. A gracious host. After the pub closed he said we'll have to go back to Church Hill. For some reason I was a bit behind them on the walk back. And here I shall describe an incredibly surreal scene. We trudge up the hill to the restaurant, coming to overgrown path that leads to the front door, a few unkempt trees and ferns reach across, looking mildly threatening in the darkness. Emerging from the path, you see the restaurant, the flickering light of the fire through the window. There is music playing. to fully get the strangeness of the scene you need to know the song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1SEd6Oyn0M. Inside the restaurant in the main dining area the tables have been pushed aside and the there's people dancing. The large fireplace is at the center of the room. Some candles have been lit and the light of the fire makes silhouettes of the dancers. To add even more to atmosphere the restaurant's Frisian chef Styhze dances in a style that I would compare to Bill Bailey. There is woman from the pub alternating between cackling in the corner and dancing around the room. I'm told to help myself to beer from the fridge and also we're allowed to smoke. This all went on to about 5 in the morning, with the music varying between Bob Dylan, Pink Floyd Johnny Cash and just about everything else you can imagine. It was one of the coolest experiences I have had here thus far.
So I spent 5 days down in Stewart island, with the hospitality of Gary never wavering. Spent the few days in the company of the lovely Delphine, Bernadette and Britta. Was even invited to Christmas dinner with them, which was lovely. How many of you got your Christmas dinner done by a professional chef?
I thoroughly enjoyed my time on the island, it was like stepping out of the world for a few days. No phone reception and internet so dear it's impractical. The island itself is mostly wilderness aside from the little settlement of Oban. My excursions into said wilderness were limited at best, just some short walks. Could you blame me? Great company and beer just down the road from my hostel. The dining room in Church Hill with the fire going, after the customers have all gone home is one of the most comfortable places I've had the pleasure of being. So I whiled away my evenings on Stewart Island there talking away with the wonderful Church Hill girls. Also must give a mention to Sythze who I only met a couple of times but enjoyed his company quite a bit. An entirely unique character, who has given me some new music to get interested in. So yeah my Christmas was great. If any of you Church Hill people ever find your way to my little blog a very big thanks goes out to you. You provided a haven for a freeloading Irishman such as myself.
A proper update then...
Anyway, twas in Christchurch where our road trip ended. We returned Sam mk II on the second day of our arrival there. Oh! Now I know the date. We returned Sam Mk II on the 19th... I think. We spent a few days messing around Christchurch. Did some shopping (Well I did some standing around, Nils did some shopping). Had a rather muted night out. And then I believe it was last Tuesday myself and Nils went our separate ways. He went back up to Auckland and I headed for the most remote place I can think of, and probably the furthest away from home I'll ever be. That's for another post though. So I suppose I should tell you all something about Nils Welbers, my professional chauffeur for the last while. Well you know what is there to say. "You know what we say about Belgians in Germany?... They rape children" . I couldn't possibly sum up our trip in a blog post and I'm not going to try( you've been reading about it for weeks now, so you should know). We've been through a lot, battled our way through hordes of sand flies, solved problems with small people diplomatically, ran from angered sea lions(well that was me, but he did take pictures of it). Found every dead end in the country and also eaten in any Burger King we were within a few kilometres of. There's been Irish rebel songs sang(from my limited repertoire) and deep discussions about the merits of good step building. An epic journey you will no doubt agree. Nils is now gone to Australia where he's bumming around for a while until his return to Germany to pursue a masters degree in step building, he's trying to get the highly sought after job of Chief Step Builder. I wish him all the best with it. So he's gone and I'm left having to carry my pack yet again. It's pretty tough, for a while it was hard to imagine what I'd do without him then it was all clear. I'm going to get a midget. And he shall carry my pack.
So, that brings to a close my blog entries about my travels in with Nils. I'm sure I've missed plenty tis hard to cram 5 weeks of travelling into a blog you know. I fear it's likely to be the most interesting part of my travels too. Hmmm... the internet cafe is seemingly closing now. I had intended to do another post tonight. Oh well. Tomorrow we move into the realm of me going to look for work and also my five days off from the world in Stewart island. Sounds good doesn't it. And yes I have nothing better to do than hang around in an internet cafe tomorrow. My bus doesn't go til something past 3. Must check that out.
Monday, December 21, 2009
Taking a break
After that I'll write a few for ye, I know how badly you depend on my blog at this point but you'll just have to be patient.
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Time flies...
Friday, December 11, 2009
My music players are dying
My sony mp3 player last week. Now my ipod is dying too.
My sanity is being threatened. If the ipod dies too and I find myself here with no music I'll have to come home. Fact.
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Northward. Again. Glaciers, a horrible beach and the 'misty mountains'
*Sigh* This is a lot of typing I'm doing today but I plan to bring you competely up to speed with the goings on over here in Kiwiland. *Sigh*
It's not easy you know, this freewheeling travelling life.
So after Fiordland we headed back North. Stopping for a day again in Queenstown. From Queenstown we made our way back along the highway that runs first through and then along the southern alps. A range made famous by the Lord Of The rings movies. They were used as the Misty Mountains. Given that namesake quite a lot of the time its hard to see them but when you do... Amazing. Biggest mountains I've ever seen. The tallest being Mt. Cook. Which is over 12000 feet. It towers over the smaller mountains around. Completely snowcovered, at first glimpse I thought it was part of the clouds. Its summit just reaching over edge of the clouds. On our way back to the glaciers we camped in a little place called Gillespies Beach. Was pretty cool. At one side the wild Tasman Sea crashing up the beach and then at the other over a small band of vegetation the alps looming in the distance. The atmosphere was ruined a bit by sand flies thoguh. For those of you who don't know, the sand fly is an evil little creature. Kinda like the mosquitoes smaller more evil cousin. They bite, a lot. And there was millions of them
on this one beach. It's not nice walking through a haze of flies trying to eat you alive all the time. So after a brief somewhat restless stay at the campsite we worked our way up to the Franz Josef glacier. Meeting up with Eva, Lisa, Pauli and Kadi again. Went to the thermal hot pools(at the expensive of a pair of my jeans). Terribly boring, like taking a bath with loads of people just without toys or bubbles. Had a night out, good night. Entirely uneventful, no people attempting to throw me out. Then went for a a guided glacier walk in the morning. Day started out pretty crap, miserable rain. Though in my oppinion the mountains around look much better and more dramatic in the rain. Just not too nice hiking up a glacier in it. The glacier itself was nice. It's a big pile of ice. With crevasses and caves and such. When I say a big pile I mean it's about 12km long and moving. Though you don't see it moving, it changes constatly. So they say, not before your very eyes or anything but from week to week and such. So for all we know they could be lying really...
Oh fine thats a bit ridiculous.
It was good though.
After this we spent another in Franz Josef and then headed to Greymouth for a last night with Eva and Lisa. Greymouth as it name might suggest is not very exciting. After 5 in the evening the entirity of its population flees to thier homes. Honestly looking at the deserted streets you expect a posse of rampaging lunatics to come storming through at any point. So we hung around there for the day, then had a few drinks in the hostel bar. The next day we said goodbye to Lisa and Eva.
Eva is unfortunately being shipped off to a new more modern mental institute in Australia. The cells here in New Zealand failed to hold her. And Lisa is gone back to hang around the North Island for a while. They figured without Eva's influence she was okay to realease into the public again. Have spent the best part of the past week travelling with those two (and being forced to be roomates with Eva). I must say I'll miss the pair of them, even though one outrightly refuses to come and visit me and the other has the mental age of a 9 year old(and is insisting on coming visiting me. Probably to "plate" my hair again)
Anyway good luck to the pair of ye if you're reading. Til we meet again.
So after Greymouth we headed back up the west coast to the Pancake rocks of Punakiki. Coastal limestone place with rocks in layers. Maybe more impressive if you don't come from a county with like the best coastal limestone landscape ever...
Area was much nicer this time. The west coast is pretty impressive. The forest clad mountains come right down to the sea, where they are met by huge waves. Reminiscint of the west coast back home on bad days. The whole coastline is dotted with golden sand beaches. Here we camped again and spent our time hanging around with Pauli and Kadi. We went our separate ways the next day. Though I'll be meeting up with them again. And that was yesterday. So after that we came over Arthurs pass and to Christchurch. From the west coast to the east. And here I am now. So I reckon that'll do ye for now. Maybe not the most interesting two blogs but I've filled you in as much as humanly possible I believe.
So until I've something more interesting to write thats it.
Oh, we changed cars today. The registration had run out on our trusty steed Sam the nissan Sunny so we swapped him for Sam II. Now much cooler in Navy Blue.
Heading down south a while. Part 2- In the land of Fiords and Penguins
Right it seems I begin every post these days apologising bout how long it's been since I've written a proper post. So for a change I'm not going to apologise. I'm terribly busy down here and post writing takes hours you know...
So I will endeavour to bring you up top date somewhat on my travels. A brief overview, I am in Christchurch. Although I suppose you'll want to know what I've done between Queenstown and Christchurch. Quite a bit in fact so I'll start at a little town called Te Anau.
The drive to Te Anau was really nice, the road flanked on either side by rocky mountains and sometimes lakes. And briefly passing through the golden brown hills of Otago. Oh I've also realised that every time I try and describe anything here it all sounds the same. Mountains and lakes. So I reckon I may be giving the wrong impression of the land. It's all very diverse... Really it is.
Te Anau was a great place, we arrived there on a miserably rain day. So we decided we'd go to the cinema. I've really wanted to see the Imaginarium of dr parnasus(I've no idea how it's meant to be spelt). So we looked up the cinema times for Te Anau in our hostel. Which had dial up internet. Actual dial up. The kind that you can't use the phone at the same time with. It was amazing, and amazingly slow. Eventually we found that there was a cinema. It was only showing the one film, a documentary about the local area every hour. We decided not to go and see it, I think it was a terrible mistake. On another note at the hostel in Te Anau we stayed with the most horrible person I've come across in my travels. A Belgian. About 60 maybe more. It was just my group and him in the room. At 9.30, when it was still bright we were all sitting around listening to music. He comes in. Gets undressed (right down to his unpleasantly tight tighty whities). Then asks "So are you guys gonna stay around here or go somewhere else, cause I am going to sleep". None of us answered. He said "Maybe you should have thought about getting a private room". The he got up turned off the light and went back to bed. We made a point of staying there talking for a bit even with the light off. A horrible individual who I can say with absolutely no regret that I hope terrible things happen to him..
So from Te Anau we went on to Milford Sound. An epic car journey through, The Fiordland National park. The road winds through towering mountains with sheer cliff faces. When we were passing through it was raining pretty bad. You'd be forgiven for assuming this was a bad thing. Not at all, during and after heavy rainfall the mountains produce hundreds of cascading waterfalls. Some working their way down the less steep hills, others just crashing down from the cliffs. Very cool to see. Kind of thing you can imagine in a fantasy novel. Anyway the road winds along through these mountain and into a steep valley. (Again all surrounded with these waterfalls) Where it then goes straight through the mountain, there's a great big tunnel there. The tunnel only allows one lot of traffic through at once. It was here I had my first encounter with the Kea. The Kea* is one of New Zealand many very strange birds. It is the worlds only alpine parrot i.e it's a parrot that lives up in the mountains. It's a great big green thing, with red under its wings. They have no problem approaching people. And stealing things. I saw one take a woman's flip flop somehow. When you park your car you're very likely to get 5/6 of them landing on it and pecking around. I fed them some bread. Which is apparently a very bad thing to do. Luckily there was an American man there to correct me. (Who was a bit bitter I think cause when I took out the bread they all left him and he couldn't take pictures with his ridiculously over sized camera). "You shouldn't feed them you know, then they'll become too dependent on people and won't be able to fend for themselves". If only he had been around when people started feedin ducks bread imagine what a world we'd have today.
The Milford Sound was pretty cool, though not as nice as the drive to it I don't think. We went on a 2 hour cruise around it. Oh the "sound" is actually a Fiord, which is a glacier carved valley I think. Something like that. It's kind of like a great big lake linked to the sea with big cliffs and mountain all around.( You see it all sounds the same doesn't it?) The fiordland national park is also home to the Fiordland Yellow crested penguin(Or a penguin with a very similar name to that, I should probably start taking notes. Head like a sieve.) and a whole pile of seals. On this cruise we didn't see very many penguins. And the ones we did see fled almost instantly. I think this was mostly because of our over enthusiastic "skipper". Every time he saw some penguins he would steer the boat within 5 feet of them and continuously blow the horn. To "stop them jumping into the water". Now I'm no Penguin expert BUT I figure if i was a 1ft tall bird and I saw this gigantic white metal thing. Thousands of times my size coming towards me and bellowing menacingly I think I'd want to get away. I certainly wouldn't feel the urge to hang around for some photo ops for the tourists.
So after a somewhat underwhelming cruise we returned to our hostel in Te Anau. Luckily minus the dutch guy this time. The next day we set out for the much bigger(and much more expensive to cruise around) Doubtful sound**. It was much better than the Milford sound. Whole place is much more epic. We saw piles of penguins here too. And on the way back there was dolphins doing flips out of the water and such with the lowering sun playing across the mountains and water. It was like entering some kind of magical land.
Yeah so Fiordland was pretty cool. In fact probably my favourite place I've visited. The park is huge as well. Mostly unaccessible, only by boat or helicopter. Our guide informed us it's roughly the size of Wales too. So not too big eh?
*There's also a darker side to the Kea. They're known to kill sheep. I know it sounds mental but it's true. They used to be hunted here cause they used to eat farmers sheep. The parrot would peck through the animals skull, right to the brain. Kill it and then a flock of them would eat it. Madness eh?
** Doubtful sound is also a Fiord, so named because when it was first discovered the captain said "If I go in there I doubt I'll get my ship back out"
Friday, December 4, 2009
A brief post to tide you over til I am able to write a better one.
So I was out, I may have been drunk. That is up for debate, lets just say it was outside the place that serves teapots and jugs of beer so make your own judgement on that.
I was talking away to the two lads and I happened to notice that there was a rather short man next to us. About up to my chin he was. I metioned this them. The way I phrased it may have been something like "Hey look there's a midget over there". The aforementioned man was in earshot and unfortunately not deaf as I seem to have assumed at the time. The conversation went as follows.
"HEY! Hey you just called me a midget!"
"No I didn't" I responded with my typical nonchalance.
And after a brief panto-like exchange of "Yes you did" "No I didn't". He said.
"I'll you what I'm not just a midget, I'm a one handed midget" He then held up his left hand which was a stump with two misshapen fingers. He held it there for a moment for effect then added. "And this one handed midget will kick the shit out of you then take his stump and shove it up your ass"
I'll admit I was taken aback, this was an entirely new threat to me. So I did what any sane person would in such a situation. I apologised. And in short order (no pun intended) we were talking away quite amiably without any threats of appendages being shoved into other peoples orifices. Unfortunately I can't remember his name though, I believe it was something with 3 letters perhaps. So if you ever happen to be reading this, a shout out to you my one handed friend.
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Heading down south a while. Part 1- Farewell Spit to Queenstown








Last Monday we took the ferry from Wellington to Picton. (Not much to say on Wellington by the way, seems like a pretty cool town but didn't see enough to judge.) From Picton we headed North-west to the little town of Motueka. the kayak company we used is based there. Stayed the night in Motueka, a Hamilton kind of place. It was pretty funny though, the first place that had no Germans there when we arrived and shortly after we arrived a busload of German teenagers came along. On tuesday at 9 o'clock we began our Kayak trip, with three french people, an english woman and a korean girl. We also had a guide who's name I cannot recall, he was pretty good though (it started with a c...) Kayaking in the Abel Tasman natioal park is an amazing experience. Completely unique. On the first day we brought up to Tonga island via "water taxi", a boat which is dropped into the sea by a tractor. From Tonga we made our down the coast under the guidance of our eh.. guide who will from here on be called Mr. C. The coastline there is very beautiful, strecthes of forest sit atop the pale rock coast and in places there are long tidal estauaries. That bring to mind places like the amazon or vietnam. The forest reaching reaching down to the water, with some trees hanging over. We were first brought to Tonga island, a short distance from the shore. Mostly to ease us into sea kayaking I think, so we could get used to the boats and waves. On Tonga island there is a colony of seals. Over 150 we were told. We saw 3, though one did swim right beside our Kayak which was pretty damn cool. From Tonga we were led back down the coast stopping by in the lovely Bark Bay, a tidal estuary. Starting in a wide bay and finishing in a rocky creek. Then on down to anchorage where we camped for the night.
Saturday, November 21, 2009
105km Of Winding Unsealed Road
So when I last wrote to you we had just arrived in Tairua and we were staying in this place called the Pinnacles which was quite cool. Mostly cause ther sign had Obelix on it. If you have to ask who Obelix is I don't want to talk to you. From there we headed north to Hot Water Beach and Cathedral Cove. Being honest neither of these were very impressive. If I could do it again I wouldn't be arsed with them. Hot Water Beach is this beach where at low tide you can dig a hole in the sand and it fills up with hot water. Sounds cool doesn't it? The reality, there is only a very small section of the beach where this is possible and that soon gets filled with half naked old people and likewise pasty europeans. So take my word it does not make for a pleasant sight. A hundred half naked people diggin holes in a tiny stretch of sand. They look like lunatics, something akin to one of Monty Pythons stranger sketches. Before this we were at Cathedral Cove. Which is a coastal cave. We have some of those in Ireland I believe. Fair enough they're not such a nice colour but I really don't think that it's worth so much tourist attention. Aside from this Coromandel is pretty beautiful but in my oppinion you get similar elsewhere in New Zealand without the hordes of tourists.
So after this we headed down to Rotorua very briefly and then on to to Taupo where we met up with one of the girls from CVNZ who had left a few weeks ago. Had a few pints here and stayed the night. Liked the town. Somewhere to visit on the way back I reckon..
From here we went to Waiotapu "Geothermal Wonderland". Very cool place. With a geyser (advertised from 20m high more like 5). Muti coloured lakes and bubbling mud pools. Kinda pricey at 30 dollars but I don't know anywhere else where you get a lake thats bright yellow/green/ orange edged and spouts off steam.
From here we went on to Te Urewera National park. Beggining the trip through the park we were met by a somewhat daunting sign "105km of unsealed winding road". For those who don't know what unsealed means (I didn't) it's a very basic gravel road. And when they said winding, they weren't taking the piss. The road we set upon wound its way though steep forested valleys. Sometimes descending to follow along beside streams, other times rising again to follow along cliff edges high above the forest floor with vast stretches of trees in every direction. Te Urewera National park is the largest in the north island and as you make your way through it you can really get a feeling of the scale of it. For periods of hours you will meet no one, and every time you rise above the tree line, all you will see in any direction is trees. It has a felling akin to what I imagine the Western Frontiers in America must have been like. *As you make your way slowly(slowly is the only way you can go on such roads) through this amazing place you really do think "Shit, it can't get much better than this." then you emerge form the forest and unto the steep cliffed edges of Lake Waikremoana. The lake is pristine blue, a perfect reflection of the sky. The deep green of the forest reaches down between the sky and its surface to provide a buffer between the two. Otherwise you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. And all too soon we left Te Urewera national park and still the gravel road winded on for quite a while. Before eventually getting to what people in those parts of New Zealand know as civilisation.
Nothing much interesting has happened since then. We stayed in Napier last night then drove all day to get here, Wellington. We're staying here tonight and tomorrow night. Getting the ferry to the south island on Monday and hoping to undertake a 3 day kayak trip through Abel Tasman National park on Wednesday. Should be interesting I think, especially knowing my natural grace and finesse. So thats about it for now... Oh met some Kiwis tonight who thought I was scottish, they kept shouting "BRAVEHEART!" I don't recall any scottish person ever shouting "BRAVEHEART!". I do seem to recall a film of that name though... Silly Kiwis. On another note. People don't know Fairytale of New York here. Is there not something fundementally wrong with this?
*I promised I'd actually try and describe some of the things I see from now on. It's not usually the kind of writing I'm very good at but I tried. Hope it does ya.
One more note. The forest described is not actually rainforest. Which was a nice change. Was something more like the woods back home. Just much biggerWednesday, November 18, 2009
A brief run down of the first few days
Right I'm on a timer here so I have to be quick. And also pictures will be a long while yet cause I've lost my camera lead (which cost me 20 dollars).
Anyway. Upon leaving Auckland the other day we ventured into Northland via 'motorway' 12. Most of the roads here are akin to rally courses albeit really well paved rally courses. And when they're not like like they're terribly dull. Going through countless little towns which all look the same. For all the beautiful places they have here they sure do have an awful lot of ugly ones. Northland at the start for the most part was long flats of farming land with brief intermissions of tiny towns with names I can't remember and don't care to. They might as well have been the same place run past my window several times over. All the streets look the same, all follow the same kind of grid plan. Dargaville being the highlight of dullness on our way. For a while it seemed like Hamilton country. Our first stop on our way was the Kauri Musuem. A place that allegdedlt gives a fascinating insight into the history of the Kauri tree and will leave you amazed. It was the single most weird experience I've had here. The majority of the museum is taken up by creepy mannequins of ' pioneers' placed in different settings. Like their houses or barber shops etc. I was really at loss as to what exactly this had to do with Kauri trees. The first one was an old style kitchen with three life size dolls. A mother and two children, one an incredibly unsettling little child in a high chair and the other a bizarre girl boy hybrid with some unidetentifed white substance covering its hand. On a little plaque under the display was a message from Pete "your friednly musuem guide'. "Can you see the boy stealing the cream?" Both insightful and fascinating. Other highlights included a robotic cow that was 'milked right before your eyes!' i.e twitched like it was having some form of seizure. And a huge room paying homage to the sawmills that killed most of the kauri. Including an entire wall of chainsaws, some bigger than I am. Ironically this was the only part of the museum that had really very much to do with Kauris.*
Luckily an hour or two after this we eventually made it to the Kauri forest. The scale of the place is just awesome. It is impossible to capture in pictures, the most impressive being The Father of the forest( can't remember it's Maori name). The tree looks like a cliff face, again it is impossible to convey the feeling of awe being in the presence of it. And the whole forest is full of them, most at least as big as that one I described in an earlier post. After the forest again more dull landscapes rolled past and sleep threatened to take me a few times but I managed to stay awake till we got to Kaitia. At the southern most tip of 90 mile beach where we stayed for the night.
We headed out early the next day hoping to reach Cape Reinga before the arrival of the dreaded tour buses. Bout 3/4 of the way there we were stopped by roadworks and asked by a nice lady if we wouldn't mind coming back in about half hour. They were putting metal on the road. I don't know why either. We used this half hour to take a look at the Giant Te Paki sand dunes. I'll tell you now they certainly live up to their namesake. Huge hulking things they are, hundred feet or more and stretch for miles in every direction. Standing in the middle is like being in the middle of the Sahara or some such. Tremendous fun to throw yourself off as well, though likely to get sand every as a result(and yes I mean everywhere). After this brief soiree we made it Cape Reinga. Again an amazingly beutiful place, a walkway perched on high cliffs look down on where the Tasman sea( I think) and the Pacific Ocean crash together. Its really something to see, the size and power of the waves. We also had a splendidly sunny day so that helped.
Right I've only five minute left so I'd best wrap this up. We've made our way back down through Auckland( with a stop off last night in a horribe little caravan park) and across the southern end of the Cormondal ranges(rainforest), which were shrouded in cloud as we crossed so that was pretty cool. Tonight we've come to rest in a nice little seaside town called Tairua, at the foot of the ranges. And tomorrow we're off to Hot Water beach and Cathedral cove. Next update will probably be when we get to Wellington, so Sunday I reckon.
*Another great Kauri attraction was "Ancient Kauri Kingdom. FREE ADMISSION!" It was in actual fact a shop.
Also apologies bout spelling mistakes and such, this was very rushed.